So Long Ronnie …and Thanks
Blacksmith looks back on some of Ronnie Corbett’s best jokes.
“It was revealed in a government survey published today that the prime minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy.”
“We’ll be talking to a car designer who’s crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame.”
“After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes.”
“We’ve just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.”